Binx & The Fish Of Dreams! (the story is really based on Aladdin!!!!!)

Once, there was a cat called Binxy. Everyone called her Binx. She lived in England. She was a troublemaker and very gullible. Her friends were just like her; causing mischief, falling for each others tricks, and very occasionally stealing. They were good cats, (& Dog) but they were just too lazy to get a job. That's why they had too steal sometimes. Binx drove her parents into the fountain, (Not literally, just a cat expresion) because she was so lazy, and would not work, not even for a trout. Once they offered her 10 trouts, but soon regreted it, as Binx swept the floor once, and that counts as working. But they were poor, and couldn't afford that many trout, and so her parents never thought they'd get her to work again.

 One day, when Binx and her friends were throwing rocks at passerbys, a certain cat with black fur and thin green eyes, noticed them. He sat at a tea shop, drinking shrimp tea, when he heard the name Binx being mentioned. He spat out his tea and stood up silently. This strange cat knew something. Something that Binx didn't know about herself.

 "Are you Binx?" he asked.

 "Yes!" she replied.

 "Daughter of Ziggy?"

 "Yes, but my mother died a year ago. My father said she really did jump into the fountain, and drown."

 "OH, NOOOOOOO!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MY SIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" The cat yelled. Binx was suprised. "My poor sister, drowned! I Came all this way from Scotland, just to find her DEAD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Tears rolled down his eyes like taps. He bit himself, scrached himself, and did everything he could to himself! "Well, at least you're still alive! Please, lead me to your house! My sister must have moved from where she used to live by now!" And the cat gave Binx 50fb (Standing for fish bones, cat money.) "Go and give your moth - father this money. Buy the best meal that you can afford with it." So Binx and her 'Uncle' went to their little house at the end of fish sellers street. And so the black cat found out where Binx lived.

"Father, this is my uncle! He was my mothers brother!" Exclaimed Binx, burting through the door.

"Binxy the cat what have you done to your beautiful white coat?" Asked Binx's father.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Visitor!

 

One bright day, on planet Zog, on HetjsyEdueFJ Street, (We'll call it Ali Street) at house no. hd52js (We'll call it no. 52) a young groy named

Bhwybst735nastagwebfrndksfah (Since that's too hard to pronounce, we'll call him Blobby) was struggling with his blomedurt.

"DJrysbarigha?" Asked Blobby. "ssjr iDEh ua Ejfigayn rhsu cSeu vhu32 49DSg?" What? Can't understand their language? OK, let's start again.

"Flum?" Asked Blobby. " Can you help me with my blomedurt please?"

"Ok, what question are you on?" Replied Blobby's flum.

"The only question where it says: Describe what you think an alien would look like." Said Blobby.

"Oh, well... Maybe they're.... ooh, that's hard. What do you think they look like?" Said flum

"Well, maybe they could be tall or short, have wierd furry stuff on their heads, have only two arms and two legs, wear...something, have only two eyes, one mouth and one nose, two ears, and eat with their mouths. But I thought that was rather silly." Said Blobby.

"Oh, so do I, darling, but aliens could look like anything. I think those are all good ideas." Said flum. Then blad came in.

"What are you doing?" He asked. Blobby told him his alien description. "An absolutly crazy idea. I would expect them to have at least three arms, legs and eyes." Said blad. And then he left.

 

The Next Day...

 

"A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ for you, Blobby. Amazing ideas for what an alien could look like." Said Mr. Flippityflippityflippityflippityflip. (We'll call him Mr. Flip for short.)

"Yessss!" Said Blobby.

"F- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For you, Blobbishil! You described Blobby! How is he an alien?!?" Shouted Mr. Flip.

"Well, for the aliens out there, he would be an alien to them! " Replied Blobbishil.

"Good point. But that only gets you up to you a D+." Replied Mr. Flip.

"Awww, maaan!" Said Blobbishil. Blobbishil was Blobby's best friend.

"Listen, Blobishil, you have to think! The homework obiosly ment describe an alien 'out there'!" Whispered Blobby.

"Yeah... hey, you wanna play lazer tag after class?" Asked Blobbishil.

"No talking!" Said Mr. Flip.

"Ok, who are we playing with?" Asked Blobby.

"Blibbabum, Blobbabib and Blibbablobba!" Said Blobbishil.

"NO Talking!!!" Said Mr. Flip.

"Ok!" Said Blobby.

"Oh, and Blobbadobba." Said Blobbishil.

"NO TALKING! GO TO YOUR PLACES, NOW!!!!!" Yelled Mr. Flip. "Now, what are we doing today, Blobbishil?" Asked Mr. Flip.

"Oh, err..........umm..." Blobbishil tried to look at the yellowboard, but Mr. Flip was blocking it.

"YOUR STAYING IN FOR BREAK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Mr. Flip.

"Guess you're not playing lazer tag, then!" Whispered Blobby.

 

What Happened at Yaygrime

 

"OW!" Said Blobby. He was hit by a lazer, turned up to 8000 degrees. "I thought we agreed, only 2110 degrees!"

"Fine!" Said Blobbadobba, turning his gun down. Suddenly, a mysterios aircraft landed. It was kind of pionty at the top, and had a window. Suddenly, a hatch opened and an alien, just how Blobby had described it, jumped out. He said some funny words, and then stuck a flag in the ground. Then he noticed Blobby. Then he noticed his lazer gun. The rest of the class screamed and ran, but Blobby was amazed!

"Hello!" Said Blobby. The alien took a step back on his long thin legs. Then he pulled out a gun and fired! It went straight through Blobby!!!!!! But it didn't affect him.

"Hey, that tickled!" Said Blobby. The alien took another step back. Then Blobby relised that he was scared, and couldn't understand his languidge! So Blobby swallowed a translater, and threw a tanslater down the alien's throught.

"HELP!!! SEND HELP!!! IT'S AN ALIEN!!!!!" Shouted the alien.

"Don't worry, I wont hurt you!" Said Blobby. Suddenly, the alien spaceship blew up! Blobbashil was behind it, with a ray gun!

"DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU DON'T PANIC OR MOVE I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Blobbashil as he fired a ray. Blobby got the alien out of the way just in time!!

"DON'T HURT HIM!! He wont hurt us!!!" Cried Blobby. 

"He wont? Ok, then." Said Blobbashil.

"Just swallow a translator," Said Blobby. "So he can understand us. Hello - My - name - is - Bhwybst - 735nastag - webfrnd - ksfah - do - you - under - stand?" Asked Blobby.

"Yes, I understand. Can I Just call you Blobby?" Said the alien.

"K!" Said Blobby.

"My name is (Here we go) JDshr376eSDwerhfEFJESWI737376fsnerTEefhgswsgsfkfEReff. But you can just call me Blobbashil."

"Umm... Ok, this is... strange... my name is Jason, and I'm a human being from plannet Earth. Have you heared of it?" Said the alien, now called Jason. "It's a plannet with some green, but mostly blue."

"Oh, yeah, that one. It's the plannet Earth is going to blow up because it keeps sending these funny shaped things here. We think they're planning an invasion." Said Blobbashil.

 

 

"WHAT? THEY'RE JUST SATTALITES!

 

 

WE'RE NOT PLANNING AN INVASION!"

 

Yelled Jason.

"OK, no need to shout!" Said Blobby. "Ok, let me think. If anyone finds out you're from Earth..."

"Uhh... Blobby..."

"Not now, Blobbashil. They'll try to kill you, so let's not let anyone find out!"

"Blobby, you just let the whole school know!" Said Blobbashil. And for once he was right! The children had come back out and had listened to the convesation!

"Ohhh!! ................

 

 

 

RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUN

 

 

JASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Jason ran. Into a metal pole. And knocked himself out. So Blobby picked him up and ran away with Blobbashil. This, was bad.

 

 

Making plans

 At Blobby's house...

 

"Ok, now who wants some blue eggs and yam?" Chirped Flum.

"ME ME ME!!!!!!!" Cried Blobby and Blobbashil.

"Erm..." Murmered Jason. "I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere! I do not like blue eggs and yam, so don't bother giving it to me." Yelled Jason.

"Would you like them in a house, would you like them with.. Just try them!" Said Blobbashil.

"Oh, come on, it'll be great!" Said flum.

"Fine!!" Yelled Jason. "It's just..."

"what. WhAt. WHAT?!?" They all yelled.

"I don't know if i can handle your... well.. your air. I mean - what if I'm not.. ready for your type of air." Explained Jason.

"Only one way to find out!" They said and took his helmit off. He didn't die. WHEW!!

"So, what am I gonna do 'bout this little problem?" Said Jason

"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS AND FEET UP" Yelled a booming voice.

"UH OH IT'S THE ALPHA FORCE (Then he says a letter that even I can't translate)" Screamed flum.

"We know you have taken an alien hostage. Come out with your seven hands up, and we wont hurt you." They boomed.

"NEVER!!!!" yelled Blobby. "They always say that, they never mean it!" he whispered to Jason.

"But what did they say? I have no idea!" yelled Jason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                             ABC Shopping List.  

 

Armadillos in the air

Baked Beans in a box

Cat with sharp claws

Dinosaur with dark glasses

Elephant in eggy underpants

Flamible Flour Fragrance

Gooey Goopy Girly Goo

Happy hippopotamus

Icy-ish fishy

Jam

Klicco Koo Koo (Italian for dog - bet you didn't know that!)

Little big brother

Mouse (chocolate if necessary)

New-born nose

Octopus from da ocean

Pussy Cat

Quick quails

Rampaging rhino

Super strong speedy smart Sam (what a kid! Yeay)

Teddy

Underpants

Veins

Whale

X-ray Xylophone

Yams from a yak

Zizzer zazzer zaff!

 

 

ALLITERATION ALPHABET!!!

 

Alligators and ants are often annoying.

Bouncing bananas sometimes bringbluebottles.

Careful cats cartwheel around Cardiff.

Daredevil dogs dance aroung drainpipes.

Eddy egg easily broke is 'ed. (You know, head.)

Frightning flowers fight ove fragerance.

Generous giraffs give glue to girls.

Hungry horses hurt hay.

Inky iguanas live in igloos.

Jammy Jack destroyed Jason! 0_o

Kickin' koalas kill kittens! :(

Lovely Layla loves laptops.

Mr. Monhini made a manipulator.

Naughty noses are naughtily nosy.

Octo-owls are O-so-very endangered!(Rubbish one)

Perfect pizzas prefer to be popped.

Quick quizzes are tough for quails.

Rampaging Reuben is a rebel! o_0

Super Strong Speedy Smart Sam saved the day - before supper! (Of corse)

Terrible tigers tend to have teeth.

Ugly Urangutans (No-one's noticed...) enjoy underwater.

Very quick vipers play the violin.

Wicked waters wash whales.

X-tra xylophones enjoy x-tra X's. (Yeah, I know, bad one.)

Yapin Yaks eat yams.

Zippin' zebra zooms... Zoomingy! (With a camra! :P )

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