Top Flat,

Nervous poet's house,

Oil Seller Street,

China

 

Dear Aladdin,

                                           I have been captured by a ugly, mean man with a genie. He says that I have to marry him before sunset or he'll have my head chopped off. Oh Aladdin what do I do? I was hoping you would come and save me, but you'll never get there in time I've only got three hours and i've been so stupid I sold your lamp for a new one that the moor was holding. He was mad he said new lamps for old. He meant that if you had an old lamp you could swap it for a new one. I gave him your one but I didn't know that it was magic. Aladdin could you ever forgive me? I am so sorry.

love from your dearest beloved.

xxx

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my poem about friends.

my best friends are the best

they are better than all the rest,

they will never let me down,

or ever give me a frown,

 

 

some of my friends just go off,

and some of them are show offs,

i don't like nicole or georgia or lauren

 

but i like chloe and jaydee

 

 

 

we all watch films together,

we will be friends forever,

nothing will come between us,

all we want is to be together

 

 

 

 

 

high school musical poem

sharpay is the mean one

troy is really cute

gabriella is sometimes gone

martha's up the chute

 

zeke is good at cooking

taylers looking good

chad's searching and looking

whilst ryan's playing with his hood.

 

 

 

explenation of chapter from black beauty

 

 

the fire. In his chapter black beauty sees smoke from his stable and heard crackling sounds that made him tremble. The ostler comes to the stable in such a hurry that he seemed frightened himself. He tries to get the horses out of the stable but they won't budge even black beauty wouldn't budge. He sees a red flickering light on the wall then hears a women shout fire!!! The ostler got one horses out he went to get another but the flames were playing around the trap door and the roaring ahead was dreadful. James came in and gathered the horses. He put scarfes over their eyes so they wouldn't see the flames. Then there is a sound of sirens "it's the firengin" shouted james.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in the morning poem

 

in the morning i wake up

in the morning i drink from my cup

in the morning i am awake

so i can munch on tasty cake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what did really happened to humpty?

what did happen to humpy?

did he fall off a wall

and then bang his knee?

or was he pushed by king cole's fiddlers three?

what did happen to humpy?

i really don't recall

all i hear is he fell off a wall

what a fall.

 

 

 

 

interveiwing headteachers

 

 

 

Today we have our special guests in to be interveiwed for a job as a headteacher. We have 3 lucky people who want to be intervewed and 3 interviewers. Which one will it be? i don't know but we are sure to find out.

 

first up we have charlotte interviewing chloe.

 

(Charlotte) do you like children?

(Chloe) yes i have a little boy and girl.

(Charlotte) what would you do if someone fell over on the playground and badley brused his/her's knee?

(Chloe)  i would help them up and send them to the office.

(Charlotte) can you handle alot of paper work?

(Chloe) yes, i can i had a job as a headteacher before but the school got closed down.

(Charlotte) ok that would be it.

If you would like to write you phone number and address, i could ring you up and tell you if you have the job.

(Chloe) ok bye

(Charlotte)bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

next we have shani interviewing samantha.

 

(Shani) do you like children?

(Samantha) yes i'm very fond of children and i love wayching them play.

(Shani) what would you do if someone fell over in the playground?

(Samantha) i would go over see if they're alwrite and if not i'll send them to the office.

(Shani) can you handle a lot of paper work?

(Samantha) yes i can handle alot.

(Shani) ok that will do for know, oh yeah could you possibly write down your phone number and address so we can stay in touch and i'll let you know if you have the job?

(Samantha) ok bye

(Shani) bye.

 

 

 

 

jaydee interviewing jack

 

(Jaydee) do you like children?

(Jack) yes

(Jaydee) what would you do is some fell over?

(Jack) take them to the office

(Jaydee)can you handle a lot of paperwork?

(Jack) i think so.

(Jaydee) ok that will do can i have your phone number and i'll let you know if you have the job.

(Jack) ok bye

(Jaydee) bye

 

 

 

 

 ....25 minuites later

(RING! RING! RING!)

chloe hello this is chloe speaking. who's on the phone?

(Jaydee) hi this is jaydee your interviewer, you have the job

(Jack) that's great when do i start?

(Jaydee) Monday, but meet me at the school tommorow

(Jack) ok thanks

(Jaydee) bye,

(Jack) bye.

 

 

 

 

my best friend

she's good at gymnasticks

and not good at swimming

but she has good manners

and likes hanna montanna

she has brown hair

and doesn't stare

has brown eyes

but doesn't like pies

she IS a granny

that's right it's shani !!!

 

 

 

 

 

my best friends

my best friends i have a lot

big ones small ones that like jelly tots

my best friends don't let me down

otherwise they make me frown

 

we walk down in our pretty scarfs

and we deffinately love to laugh.

ha ha ha

 

The rescue of the beautiful unicorn

Far away there is a magical kingdome where animals can talk and where unicorns exist. Unfortunately, three wicked witches live up on the mountain tops. They live in a dark cave and are as cold hearted as can be.They have destroyed all the unicorns, but luckily one survived. This one was the most beautiful one of them all. She has magical powers and can fly like a bird.

She is sad though because all her friends have gone and she is left alone. She wishes for them to come back but her powers are no match for the witches. The only way to get them back is to destroy the withes which no-one has ever managed to do.

 

 

 

 

One day the unicorn (who's name was crystal) went off to see mr owl. He was the wisest of owls and knew every spell in the book. Crystal flew up to the tree and said "Mr owl, mr owl are you there?"

Then suddenly a rather large owl swooped down and sat right on crystals back. "What is it you want this time crystal" he asked.

"Nothing much just a spell to get me to the wiches cave" crystal replied

"Well i might have something that will be just right for you. Stay still now."

"alucuzum alacazave magic this unicorn to the witches cave."

Then just as the owl had said the unicorn was in the witches cave. She looked around for a while then suddenly she heard a noise of witches lauughing about something. Crystal stepped a little closer but through a crack in the door one of the witches saw her, she ran after her and grabbed her,the witch trapped her in a magic mirror.

 

 

Now who will save all the unicorns? Mr owl can't, he spends all the time reading. The only person left that could save them is the magical elephant Elly.

Then at that moment an elephant came into the cave and ate one of the witches but then she lost her balence and hit a butten that sealed the door to the cave. But of course elly hadn't given up yet! She stomped on the second one and ate the last one aswell. Then she saw a butten that said free the animals she hit that one and suddenly 999 000 000  unicorns came out and hit the door down and ran free. Elly ran after them and they thanked her.

And now the land of the enchanted animals glows because everyone there is happy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

teachers of st michaels

Mr b.t's sometimes cool

Mr goucher thinks he rules

Miss Walsh can be funny

Mrs hurford's the classroom bunny

 

teachers are undeniably great

they're absolutely cool

but thier fashion sense

so doesn't rule

 

Mrs Mason teaches class 3

whilst Miss Gerrish drinks her afternoon tea

Mrs Klinkert is the pancake queen

Mrs Watts is never mean

 

teachers are undeniably great

they're absolutely cool

but thier fashion sence

so doesn't rule

 

Miss Mellor's sometime grouchy

mrs Cuthbertson is sometime shouty

Mr Grahem never shouts

whilst other teachers send us out

 

teachers are undeniably great

they're absolutely cool

but thier fashion sence

so doesn't rule

 

so now you've seeen all our teachers

we hope you will realise

that all of us children

love to throw pies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE HORROR STORY

One dark gloomy day there was a knock at a dungeon door. A man wearing a black cloak stood looking in. No-one ever knocked at this door because a creature lived there.

As the thunder groaned and the lightning crashed the man in the cloak stepped fordward and the creature ripped him to shreads and that was the last anyone saw of him. Until he came back for his revenge. . For the last couple of days it had been sunny, until that saturdawhere he came back and invaded plannet earth. There were crops burned, people killed and no-one anywhere survived als. And when he had killed everyone he killed himself. So then people from all around the earth had to come and live in England. The End HA! HA! HA!

 

 

 

Vegetables are

Ejoyable and never

Give you frown.

Eat them and experience

The things that can be found. Eat

A peice of

Broccali,

Leeks, or

Even

Stew because they're very very very very very good for you.

 

 

 

 

 

Happiness

 

Happiness is green like happy children playing on the grass.

it sounds like laughter and joy.

it tastes like strawberries dipped in sugar.

it feels like a snugly blanket rapped round me.

it looks like children playing with thier friends.

it smells like the fresh air outside.

 

 

 

stars

Shining bright spark

Tiny dot in the large sapphire-blue sky

A milky way is full of spiral bright grains of white sand

Ring around the burning sun of bright, shining fireballs

Sparkling incy-small radiant beams fro some dust in space. 

 

 

 

 

 

The man from Japan

 

There once was a man from Japan,

Who liked to eat out of a can.

He cut his lip

and lost a strip

and had to go to hospital in a van.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My version of sam spook

sammy was a teacher-spook

and he spooked around in schools

spooking out for teachers

in class

at desks

on stools

He'd wriggle up thier trouser legs

he'd make them jump and squeal

and turn them into funny things

like mud

or orange peel.

 

He'd turn them into awful things

cabbage and flies

bits of string and paper

bits of chewed-up pies

Miss Hurford was sausage

Miss Walsh was a clock

miss Angel was a plug hole

miss franciss was a sock

He'd turn them into anything

so be careful where you tread

that custard could be your teacher

and apple core...

THE HEAD!!!

 

by Peter Dixon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

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