BBW has a Bad Day

 

Chapter 1

 

It was raining as BBW looked out of his cottage window. He sighed wistfully as the rumbliing in his stomach grew louder. No point beating around the bush, he was one hungry wolf and his larder was full of....nothing! Absolutely zilch, zippo.

 

There was nothing for it. Either he'd have to put on his wellies and waterproofs and go out in the rain to find some live food, or he'd have to phone Tesco, blow £5 on delivery costs and ask them to deliver. To make matters even worse the repeat of I'm a Celebrity was on tv in a few minutes. It was such a dilemma.

 

Out of the corner of his eye he suddenly caught sight of a flash of red behind the tall trees. As he looked he saw the vision that nightmares are made of; the sort of thing that causes big strong grown up wolves to cry like little babies...

 

It was a giant tomato!!!

 

The giant tomato was getting closer. BBW had no idea what to do. If he ate that tomato, he would be sick for a week.

Or even a month! Plus, that's what giant tomatos do, make you eat them.  BBW had to think fast. Plus,  the repeat of I'm a Celebrity was coming on in 7 minutes. That puny ammount of time should be just enough to think of something!

 

But it wasn't. I'm a Celebrity was coming on and the giant tomato was still out there. BBW decided to lock the door, call Tescos, watch I'm a Celebrity and just hope for the best. He got enough food for diner for a week! When I'm a Celebrity was finished, he looked for the tomato. It was gone. He heaved a sigh of relief and sat back on the couch. And sat next to him, wasn't something red or even green, as tomatos sometimes are. It was kind of browny-purple and it was terrifying. It was old, crusty, and it was a...

 

Chapter 2

 

LIVING CARROT! BBW had no idea what to do. The carrot was talking jibberish, and it hadn't seemed to notice BBW. So BBW ran to the door and opened it. And outside was something more terrifieing than a carrot and tomato put together!

 

It was Little Red Riding Hood!

 


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